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Topic: Columbine shootings

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  Shooting    Columbine  
  Columbine High School shootings    Columbine High School shootings  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yasser Arafat,  Nelson Mandela,  Howard Stern
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Religion(s):Satanic
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Terrorist
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite sport(s):Snowboarding
Listens to:Barenaked Ladies
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having more friends,  Becoming a goth,  Winning the lottery
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Yet, as in the Columbine shootings, I find myself looking at the reactions of teens and their families in times of great tragedy.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Would it be less than tactful for me to point out that guns in schools would be an excellent defense against Columbine-type school shootings so vividly portrayed in the national media?
Following the Columbine High School shootings, they finally voted for such modest measures as childproof safety locks and background checks at gun shows.
When our laws permit violence against little babies, incidents like the Columbine High School shootings are the logical outcome.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I remember her show the day after the Columbine High School shootings.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

In the wake of the shootings at Columbine High School, the WB temporarily shelved this controversial episode about school violence.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The idea of conducting this investigation began shortly after the Columbine shootings in 1999.
A year after the Columbine shootings, school officials across the United States are seeking ways to anticipate and prevent student violence.
Saturday April 23rd The commentary and facts as I uncovered them regarding certain rumors surrounding the shootings at Columbine High School certainly got a reaction.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Two powerful lawmakers have vowed to support an attempt to revive legislation that would establish a panel to investigate the Columbine High School shootings.
 
 
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