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Topic: Columbus Ohio newspaper

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Sir Walter Raleigh

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Favorite explorer(s):

Christopher Columbus, Marco Polo, Leif Ericson

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ptolemy

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Hockey, Running

Favorite movie(s):

Harry Potter

Listens to:

Pearl Jam

Education:

College

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf), Jesse Owens

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica, Spain

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News, The Sopranos

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Columbus - The Plain Dealer was named the best of Ohio's large newspapers yesterday in a statewide competition, and also won many first-place awards.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Our images have been published in all major newspapers in the Columbus, Ohio area.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Grab The Columbus Dispatch , Ohio's Greatest Home Newspaper, and you don't even need a quarter.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Columbus, Ohio newspapers featured her in numerous articles about the Bicentennial Celebration events of George Washington's 200th birthday in February 1932.

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