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Topic: Columbus Ohio Police

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Sir Walter Raleigh

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Education:

College

Favorite TV show(s):

The Sopranos, 6 O'Clock News

Favorite explorer(s):

Christopher Columbus, Marco Polo, Leif Ericson

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ptolemy

Favorite movie(s):

Harry Potter

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Hockey, Running

Listens to:

Pearl Jam

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica, Spain

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf), Jesse Owens

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It was a very close vote between the Ohio Women's Law Enforcement Network for Columbus, Ohio and the San Francisco Police Department for the site of the 2003 conference.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The system is being used by the Columbus, Ohio and Houston, Texas police departments, and has recently been ordered by the Pasadena, California Police Department.
Columbus, Ohio Police Department in National Spotlight for use of MetaMAP.

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