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Topic: Com

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  Dot Com    COM port  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):IMDb - Internet Movie Database,  Slashdot,
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Most admires:Che Guevara
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite activity(s):Writing stories
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite computer game(s):The Sims,  Counter Strike,  Quake
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  eBay Auctions,  Writing in their secret blog
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
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Borg Svemann,

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Steve Riggins,
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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html com Strong muscled looking like Greek gods showing yu their naked strong body - Erotica.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

com's RSS news headlines into HTML using XSLT.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

com Nigerian and other Internet Scams Support Group Nigerian Internet Scam Version 3 Nigerian Scam Original Versions Creating a Better World The Buckminster Fuller Institute www.
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com 23-24: Made in the Shade Dressage, Williamston Prize list availablein 2003 Dressage in the Carolinas and online www.
Anita Ganesh,

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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