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Topic: Dot Com

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker,  Webmaster
Interest(s):Computers,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Because PlanetDave was one of the lucky dot-coms that garnered their extensive venture capital investment early, the company was able to cushion a two-year ride of what has proved to be the most expensive web production in history.
COM'S DOT COM CHARITY OPEN, June 12, 2000 On June 12th, 2000, employees of Austin's high tech and Dot Com companies will come together at River Place Country Club to golf.
It was hit hard when many customers, including countless dot-coms, went out of business during the tech downturn that began in March 2000.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Dot-coms and other high-tech startups have tackled the burnout potential of 16-hour days by adopting informal dress codes, installing game rooms, playing basketball in the parking lot, serving takeout pizza at night and jetting employees to this or that resort destination for a fast weekend off.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

With so many dot-coms failing over the past year, good affiliates have become a bit cynical and suspicious about putting out the effort for a merchant who may close shop or cheat them out of their legitimately earned commissions.
All these dot coms received millions in venture capital and instead of being frugal and efficient with it, they had big parties and bought everyone $1000 desk chairs.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Because dot-coms were the early adopters for hosting and infrastructure services, the B2C and B2B implosion, coupled with an ill-timed capital-market chill, has destroyed in some cases more than 90 percent of the market value of early infrastructure leaders.
Dots And Coms UK - A categorized web site directory, web design company and Internet guide.
T he demise of many dot-coms over the last year underscored the failure of many technologists to successfully integrate traditional brick and mortar business models into cyberspace.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are one of the first "dot-coms" to overhaul our web-site so that a screen reader can effectively garner information from our graphics.
Execs Say Dot-coms Should Swim In Multiple Channels If you're an online retailer, do you also need a physical store?
 
 
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