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Topic: Yahoo DOT com

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

People talk about their ..:

Geekiness

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Favorite TV show(s):

The X-Files, Late Show with David Letterman

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Studying

Listens to:

Everclear, Jimi Hendrix

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

A dot com corporate executive living in the boon docks of Hackensack New Jersey Strikes it rich when his site is sold to Yahoo.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Greg Hussey Hussman767 at yahoo dot com

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

To sign up, either email kit (at eyeguy_ca AT yahoo DOT com) or fill out the sign up sheet posted at the club.
Feel free to send me e-mail using this form or directly to: stephen_purcell at yahoo dot com.
If anyone knows why, please help us by emailing us at masterlinuxtux at yahoo dot com.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

In order to locate a company's Web site, search either the Network Solutions Dot Com Directory or perform a Yahoo!
this is me If any of you people want me, im on aaron_davies19 at yahoo dot co dot uk or sexy4ker at aol dot com OR!
It was obtained from and customized by tbchambers at yahoo dot com (tbc)

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Larry Shaffer lshaffer89 at yahoo dot com

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