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Topic: X COM

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Bad point(s):

Lustful

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, The Sims, StarCraft

Favorite movie(s):

Stuart Little

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

com X Home Video Buy And Sell Home Made Porn Movies!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

com's Secure Client Section is currently under development and will offer 24 X 7 online access to your orders and inventory.
Construction on X-COM's first base is completed.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The X-COM Annihilator vessel is equipped with transport modules to carry as many agents and as much equipment as is possible.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

COM (including all software, HTML code, Java applets, Active X controls and other code)
com - ASP Component for File Encryption, Digital Signatures, Secure Mail and X.
com - Free sex chat is available in a variety of formats: Java chat, Java lite, HTML, Active X.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Once victory has been affirmed, X-COM's covert status is revoked, and information about their operations is released to the general public.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

com News-Journal Online Using x-Rays and CT-Scans in Archaeological Conservation Jacksonville.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

com - X-Games and travel Pics.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Interceptor was the first X-COM game to step away from the traditional game formula.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

X-COM: Interceptor : Good, but still doesn't seem to be 100% smooth all of the time.

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