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Topic: Hosting E Commerce

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

E-Commerce consultation and development: pulling together the best hosting, design and administration resources for your business.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web hosting, easy web site design and development with online tools and all the e-commerce tools to do business over the Internet.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

E-Commerce Hosting and Merchant account companies often give away free software in a scheme to gain you as a client for their hosting and merchant services.
Complete E-Commerce web hosting package with no monthly fees includes free domain name - no forced ads on your site.
E-commerce Site, up to 20 pages with shopping cart and secure online ordering, two-year domain name registration and one-year hosting.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SoftCart is bundled into the NTT/VERIO Web hosting plans to formulate powerful e-commerce applications on the shared server platforms.
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WEB DEVELOPMENT WEB HOSTING NETWORKING NETWORK CABLING E COMMERCE WEB INTEGRATION SECURITY Product names mentioned may be trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective owners.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If you have web design skills we can supply web hosting and e-Commerce software as one simple package to get your store up and running.

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