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Topic: Consumer Product Safety Commission

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Stroller, Bicycle, Vacuum cleaner

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, People

Dream job(s):

Banker, Lawyer, Interior decorator

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling, Roller blading, Jogging

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Greenpeace

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), challenged the toy industry today to stop producing toy guns that look like real guns.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) site containing information and articles regarding lead paint in consumer products.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) warns parents and guardians of young children about the suffocation hazard presented by uninflated toy balloons and pieces of broken balloons.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) and KB Gear are announcing a recall of about 49,000 computer mouse sets for children.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) , an independent federal regulatory agency that was created in 1972 by Congress in the Consumer Product Safety Act.
Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) Publications Request Washington, DC 20207 The CPSC offers guidelines for product safety requirements.
Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) to help you decide whether to take actions that can reduce the level of indoor air pollution in your own home.

John Fielding,
CEO

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) announced that Federated Department Stores, Inc.
The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) estimates that there are about 46,000 fires involving the home electrical distribution system each year.
Consumer Product Safety Commission's national "Toy Sweep": a search of the marketplace for selected toys that have already been recalled by CPSC in 1997.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) warn that in-line skating - popular new sport - can be hazardous if skaters do not wear helmets and other safety gear or do not learn to sate and stop safely.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) warns parents and guardians of young children about strangulation hazards associated with certain toy chest and other containers.

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