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Topic: Global Communications

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, PDA

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Interest(s):

Computers, Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Dream job(s):

CEO, President of the United States, Banker

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Starsign:

Leo

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Global communications systems have brought about much more intensive trading in goods and services, allowing traders to make profits by monitoring minute price changes; when these are multiplied by millions they are significant.
Pangea Global Communications is a consulting corporation that provides clients with premier communications consulting and project management services.
TV GUIDE is a global diversified media and communications company that markets and distributes products in the United States to over 100 million cable and satellite homes every week.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pangea Global Communications Project Management service ranges from advisory assistance to full project control and implementation, ensuring that projects are successfully completed on time and on budget.
Pangea Global Communications generally recommends that an RFP be issued for telecom acquisitions at an agreed upon financial threshold.
Radio Communications The final implementation of the Global Maritime Distress and Safety System in brought about a change in the use of VHF radios.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

NMS Communications is the trusted supplier of essential communications products and services to every telecom operator and communications equipment provider on the Global Fortune 50 list.
SingTel is Asia's leading global communications company and it delivers superior quality voice and data services over fixed and wireless networks.
LORAL Global Alliance is leading the satellite industry with superior communications solutions to keep you ahead of the wave in technological changes and worldwide market trends.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Communications also applies to the unique patterns and protocols of interaction found in different countries and cultures around the world that may significantly impact global account management.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microtek is a global leader in designing and manufacturing desktop digital imaging products that help improve communications and digital workflow efficiency.
A global leader in embedded electronics and integrated communications solutions automatically classifies milions of parts from 1200 suppliers into a single standardized format based on UNSPSC code in less than 50x the time.

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