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Topic: Northwest Community Hospital

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  Northwest    Hospital  
  Community    Northwest Community College  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Personality:Insane
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Real estate,  Community Theatre
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Infected with HIV,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place
Membership(s):World Vision,  Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Join Larry Dastych, manager of Northwest Community Hospital's Sleep Lab, for a discussion about sleep apnea and insomnia.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Northwest Community provides an affordable, accessible courtesy van for individuals who are traveling to or from the Hospital campus for medical reasons.
Currently, we are attending staff at Swedish Covenant Hospital and at Northwest Community Hospital in Arlington Heights.
John Fielding,
CEO

The HCIA-Sachs Institute and Human Motion Institute named Northwest Community Healthcare one of the nation's 100 Top Orthopedic Hospitals in November of 2000.
NCH includes Northwest Community Hospital, three 24-hour treatment centers, the Day Surgery Center, Wellness Center, home healthcare services and six physician office locations.
Northwest Community Healthcare was also selected one the top 100 heart hospitals in the nation by HCIA-Sachs in May of 2000.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is Northwest Community Hospital's policy to comply with applicable law and promote patient involvement in decisions about their treatment by encouraging the use of advance directives.
Northwest Community Hospital advocates the use of advance directives, but will not discriminate in the provision of care based on the existence or absence of an advanced directive.
Airlift Northwest extends a heartfelt thank you to the consortium and community hospitals, physicians, nurses, and field providers.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Northwest Community Healthcare is providing the latest, most advanced whole-body imaging technology with positron emission tomography (PET) that is not yet available at other area hospitals.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Alexius Medical Center is a 346-bed community hospital providing healthcare to the residents of the northwest suburbs for over 20 years.
Olson is on staff at Northwest Community Hospital in Arlington Heights Illinois.
 
 
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