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Topic: Drug companies

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  Drug    Company  
  Insurance Company    Software Company  
  Production Company    Drug Abuse  
  Alcohol and Drug    Two companies  
  Corporation Company    Major companies  
  Investment Company    Drug Use  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Time magazine,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  CEO,  Nurse
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Skin
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Chemistry
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Wasting money,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Whose values are they following when they permit pharmaceutical companies to market new drugs directly to patients based on information culled from your personal medical files while they defy the courts and the General Accounting Office to keep official files secret from Congress?
Drug companies must be able to provide documentation of their software processes and procedures on demand in order to show their software has been safely created and that any changes can be properly managed.
The pharmaceutical companies are actively seeking improved oral drug delivery systems which address the limitations and the problems associated with existing technology.
John Fielding,
CEO

Drug delivery companies, which specialise in developing new formulations or new ways of consuming existing drugs, are also benefiting as pharmaceutical companies desperately try to devise slightly different versions of their medicines to maintain market share when the original patent expires.
The Drug Delivery Companies Report operates as a unique partnering information resource within the pharmaceutical and biotechnology sectors worldwide.
Drug companies play an important role in research and are in a financial position to shell out the big bucks for studies because they can apply for patents to recoup their expenses.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Q3DM is developing a drug discovery platform focused on providing pharmaceutical companies with solutions geared toward replenishing the drug discovery pipeline with new drugs and novel targets at a rapid rate.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Some drug companies mail you directly but if you are receiving a lot of pharmaceutical or consumer mailings they could be from the medical mailing company.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Drug companies make huge amounts of money out of selling painkillers to pain sufferers and if people used TENS machines instead it would cost them a fortune in lost sales.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Pharmaceutical companies involved in development of new drugs must conduct extensive preclinical research before beginning research of the new compound on human subjects.
Pharmaceutical companies are changing the way they manufacture drugs based on their understanding of the function of genes and the proteins they make.
He is associated with several pharmaceutical companies as a clinical researcher into new drug therapies and often seeks patients to participate in the final phases of FDA trials.
 
 
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