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Topic: Honda Motor Company

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Favorite possession(s):

Motorcycle, SUV, Power tools

Most admires:

Henry Ford, Pamela Anderson

Bad point(s):

Lustful

Personality:

Sporty

Interest(s):

Boating

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Favorite movie(s):

The Great Escape

Dream job(s):

Truck driver

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Fishing, Sailing

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Favorite quote(s):

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

La Honda Motor Company produce una gamma di moto talmente ampia da soddisfare virtualmente ogni gusto ed esigenza degli appassionati.

John Fielding,
CEO

Our clients have had successful suits against multi-national corporations including Ford, General Motors, Honda, Chrysler, and the Budd Company.
American Honda Motor Company built a manufacturing plant in 1997, investing $30 million into the Florence County economy.
XM's strategic investors include America's leading car, radio and satellite TV companies -- General Motors, American Honda Motor Co.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Honda of America Motor Company unveiled the Studio E, designed to be a music mixing studio on wheels.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Let the professionals at Nassau Motor Company put you behind the wheel of a new General Motors or Honda automobile.
This site is not affiliated with American Honda Motor Group, Honda Motor Company, Ltd.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Honda Motor Company recently unveiled a new Civic subcompact model equipped with a gas engine and electric motor which enables drivers to travel much farther on the same amount of gasoline.
The company is also manufacturing Connecting Rods for Carrier Aircon besides component for the Matiz , Cielo AND Indica cars and Honda Motor cycles in India.
Honda Motor Company was formed 50 years ago, and the first product was a prototype scooter whose engine was from a 50-cc war surplus generator.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

To keep your automobile in tip top condition, Nassau Motor Company's factory-trained and ASE certified technicians provide fast and efficient vehicle servicing and repairs, using high quality materials such as ACDelco , GM and Honda parts.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Currently, this company has wide customer base, which includes Maruti Suzuki, Hero Honda, Honda Siel, ShriRam Honda, Daewoo Motors, Escorts Yamaha to name a few.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: David Richardson 2004-11-14 01:13:10	My mother, who is near 80 years of age, purchased a Honda ridding lawn mower because she has a problem with a disability and can't get around like she use to. She purchased this ridding mower at a "Land & Coats" dealership in Virginia Beach a couple of years ago. Ever since she's owned it, she's had nothing but problems with it.....Choke problems, cutting off etc., etc. These problems started up after about the first two months of use. She has gone around and around with the company (Land & Coats) and some Honda service dealers in Georgia as well. To this day, she still can not get this mower repaired satisfactory.....Why? We are baffled at the service that Honda has given her...Like I said, she's almost 80 and can't even cut her own grass because her mower won't start. In a letter from Honda Power Equipment dated 11/3/04, she was told basically that the company will not conduct any more repairs under it's warranty. The letter was so vague that the person sending it only signed it as: Russell D. ........Russell wouldn't even put his last name! Any ideas on how to get a lawn mower working properly (that basically never has) rather than family members stepping in and picketing in front of the Honda business. ??????? I know she has sent several calls into Georgia to a customer service employee named Trish Kent who never calls her back. My question for Honda is why treat an elderly woman this way....She paid for their product...the product isn't working right and never has...So why not at least service it or let her exchange it for a new or used one that works! Any answers would help....This may not even be the correct site to request such...if not, have any suggestions as to who to contact to get this matter taken care of. Thanks for your time, Sincerely, David Richardson (Email: UpAllNight45@msn.com) C/O Mildred Richardson 1524 Lakeview Dr. Virginia Beach, Va. 23455 Home Ph# 757-460-1630
From: Jason 2005-04-05 13:39:23	I own a 1995 Honda Accord V6 Automatic and it won't start. The car sat in a wash for two days. I drained the oil and other fluids and refilled them. I got the motor to turn over and then the starter started smoking. So I bought a new starter and installed it, but the same thing keeps happening,something starts to smoke really bad. the starter is still good. Could it be an open ground? What is it? Could you please give me an answer?
From: honda siel india ltd 2005-04-14 11:19:30
From: michael Mahr 2005-08-07 01:10:25	We have a 2003 Honda Odyssey that has 40,000 miles on it. We are ready to put on new tires and it we would like to know what other type of tire or tire sizes that you could recommend to quiet the excessive tire road noise. We presently have Michlin All Season Symetry 225/60R16. We are very happy with the overall car, but the tire noise is really a problem.

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