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Topic: Laptop battery for Compaq

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Digital camera, PDA

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite explorer(s):

Francis Drake

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Listens to:

AC/DC

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation, Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)

Expert Talk

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Laptops Plus is proud to announce that we were honored AGAIN by Compaq in Compaq's North America Channel Services� All-Star Reward and Recognition Program , which recognizes top-performing partners who provide services on Compaq equipment each quarter.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We purchase high quality, top name branded laptops and personal computers, such as IBM Compaq ICL NEC Dell Hewlett Packard and Toshiba etc, from banks and large well known companies that are upgrading their computer systems.
We purchase high quality, top name branded laptops and personal computers, such as IBM Compaq Dell Hewlett Packard and Toshiba etc, from banks and large well known companies that are upgrading their computer systems.
We have IBM laptop batteries And batteries for Toshiba laptops We have Compaq laptop batteries and we have batteries for Dell laptops Camcorder users have a different need for batteries.

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