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Topic: Workers' Compensation Law

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Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Appearance:

Intimidating

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Tax Collector, Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Interest(s):

Law

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Trade union, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Idaho's workers' compensation law identifies the amount of weekly wages used to determine your right to recover income benefits.
State law requires that every employer provide Workers Compensation insurance for their employees.
Idaho workers' compensation law provides a way of compensating dependent family members of an employee killed in a work-related accident.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Oklahoma Workers' Compensation law now requires a Vocational Rehabilitation Evaluation prior to determination of Total Permanent Disability.
Employment Law Workers' Compensation Acts make an employer liable for work-related injuries to employees without regard for who was at fault.
Tax and workers compensation laws impose individual liability on the persons responsible for the misclassification if the company does not or can not pay.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The worker's compensation laws of each state are unique, although there are several common underlying themes.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The workers' compensation laws are complex and are constantly changing with much lobbying and debate on Capitol Hill.
Workers ' Compensation laws allow for Judges to decide all issues in disputes.

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