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Topic: Texas Workers' Compensation

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Fast Company

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Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Texas Workers� Compensation Commission has a person called an Ombudsman at each of its offices to answer questions and to help you with your claim.
Compare Texas workers' compensation benefit levels to those of other states and to recommended standards.
Texas workers' compensation laws give McWane broad immunity from negligence lawsuits.

John Fielding,
CEO

WORKERS COMPENSATION Another type of insurance which is not legally required in the State of Texas is worker�s compensation insurance.
The Texas Worker's Compensation Commission Medical Review Division established Spine Treatment Guidelines effective in June of 1995.
Texas is the only state that still allows private employers to choose whether or not to maintain workers' compensation insurance.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Texas Workers Compensation Commission TravelTex I have lived in Texas for over 17 year and I've only scratched the surface.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Vee
2005-07-20 21:02:48

What happens: I am off on workmen comp due to carpal tunnel syndrome, if I ask the doctor to put send me back to work, and they say that I need other training because my employer could fire me because I have been injured on the job, and they have no light duty work for me?

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