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Topic: Workman's Compensation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Wheelchair

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Private Detective, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Interest(s):

Law

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Listens to:

The Spice Girls

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Workman's Compensation laws may limit your right to sue your employer.

John Fielding,
CEO

Workman's Compensation insurance covers medical bills incurred by an injury to a contractor's employee or employees while on the job.
Workman's Compensation insurance is acquired on a per-project basis with costs added to the individual contract.
Workman's Compensation is projected to rise by 21% with a $ 75,000 increase in cost.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Workman's compensation laws grew out of the same kind of situation.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Sometimes, workmans compensation plaintiffs need to get an attorney.
Is your workman's compensation bill increasing along with the increase of bite incidents?

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: edeaven 2005-05-12 15:19:26	We have an employee on workman's comp. He needs to fill a prescription at his pharmacy. How does he handle this?
From: DI 2005-07-15 13:45:13	WHY DO RESPONDENTS LAWYERS ASK FOR DEPOSTIONS BEFORE A HEARING
From: DI 2005-07-15 13:47:10	WHY DO RESPONDENTS LAWYERS ASK FOR DEPOSTIONS BEFORE A HEARING. ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS AND THERE DR PUT ME BACK TO WORK AND I WEN'T BACK AND COULD ONLY WORK A HALF A DAY.

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