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Topic: Direct connection to computer

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  Direct    Connection  
  Computer    Direct Cable Connection  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Personality:Insane
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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Internet Entrepeneur

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Enables two computers to share Internet using parallel or serial Direct Cable connections.
Direct connections to a printer, computer and digital balance.
Make direct connections to networks of Windows-based computers.
 
 
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