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Topic: Desktop Computer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, PDA

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Now desktop computers and Information Management Systems combined with the application of new technology such as artificial intelligence and neural networks have enabled even small law enforcement agencies to utilize the power previously only available to agencies such as NASA and the Department of Defense.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We are already supporting ICT investment to ensure that schools have Internet connections and are able to provide desktop and laptop computers for pupil and teacher use.
This is because the technological developments needed to make video data processing on desktop computers feasible has only recently become available.
Desktop computers have also made it possible to develop new graphical methods that support the EDA philosophy in strikingly effective fashion.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

My desktop computer is curing cancer and my laptop is busy unravelling the mysteries of the human genome.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

ATA is the mobile computing equivalent of the IDE standard for desktop computers and is supported by most personal computer operating systems and manufacturers.
The system is currently available with a Desktop PC workstation and can now be supplied with a high resolution TFT colour laptop computer for improved portability.
All desktop computers are Pentium-class PCs with Year 2000 compliant BIOS running Windows 95 or greater.

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