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Topic: DVD player or computer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Chu Mei-Feng

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player, Camcorder, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, Mac Today, PC World

Favorite TV show(s):

24, Friends

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

VCDs uses a MPEG codec which can be played on almost all stand alone DVD Players and computers with a DVD-ROM or CD-ROM drive and the appropriate software decoder player.
DVDs/Video CDs (playable in your standalone DVD player, VCD player OR even your computer's CD drive) meticulously compiled by the most ardent Kay Parker fan ever.
A VCD is a cheaper solution to a DVD, hese discs can be played in either a home DVD player or home computer equipped with a DVD drive.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

InFocus LP290 , 1100 lumens, excellent video quality, connects directly to a VCR or DVD player for home theater, also works great with PC and Macintosh computers for powerpoint and multimedia presentations.
InFocus LP280 , 1000 lumens, excellent video quality, connects directly to a VCR or DVD player for home theater, also works great with PC and Macintosh computers for powerpoint and multimedia presentations.
InFocus LP500 , 2000 lumens, excellent video quality, connects directly to a VCR or DVD player for home theater, also works great with PC and Macintosh computers for powerpoint and multimedia presentations.

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