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Topic: Electronics and Computer

Related:
  Electronic    Computer  
  Personal Computer    First Computer  
  Used Computers    School of Computer  
  Electronic Equipment    Electronic Commerce  
  Electronic Library    Electronic Design  
  Desktop Computer    Electronic Journals  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer,  Camcorder
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Remote Control
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite great thinker(s):Ampere
Interest(s):Computers,  Physics,  Science
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This semester course is a continuation of the Computer Electronics I course designed to provide students with an introduction to the fundamental principles of the electronic circuits that make computers work.
Computer electronics manipulates the mathematical base of 2, which requires only the 0 and 1 for its numerical designations.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Computer TakeBack Campaign believes that Dell's exceptional performance as a business should be matched by environmental leadership within the personal computer and consumer electronics industries.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Computers, sophisticated electronics, telephones, road and navigational maps, and a flip chart of standardized dispatch policies and procedures surround them.
Computer Integrated Electronics The Computer Integrated Electronics (CIE) Department hosted a group of faculty and administrators from Ohlone Community College.
Electronics which convert high level motion commands from a host computer, PLC or operator panel into step and direction pulse streams for use by the step motor driver.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is also the natural basis of all the technology disciplines such as electronics, engineering and computer science which were pioneered by physicists.
Electronics and computers were a hobby since the 4th grade so I chose electrical engineering with the possibility of specializing in biomedical since I loved biology as well.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Macintosh computers and printers come with built-in Localtalk electronics, needing only an inexpensive connector to link up to such a network.
COMPUTER ELECTRONICS I: Teaches principles of digital electronics and microprocessors to familiarize the student with typical circuits and methods used to interface computer and/or controllers with various I/O devices.
Vendors who sell computers and consumer electronics equipment have made a small fortune selling gear that allows consumers to record and share their digital media , but they are battling entertainment executives who fear that mass piracy will destroy their businesses.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I got the computer off but I wuz still horny so I decided to stick it in the VCR but I thought that wuz stupid so I stuck it in the DVD instead but me girl found me and now she said if I like electronics so much she will get a dildo surgically implanted to give an extra thrill to our shagtastic horniness.
 
 
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