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Topic: Free online computer training

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):PDA
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Teacher,  Social worker
Favorite book(s):"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Favorite great thinker(s):Ada Lovelace
Interest(s):Computers,  Maths,  Chemistry
Favorite computer game(s):The Sims,  Half-Life,  Counter Strike
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Free online college classes, and training courses and tutorials in a wide range of courses, from computer to business to just plain fun.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Free online education computer business skills jobs training courses SATs technology.
For your free trial of online computer training, visit LearnItOnline, a ZDNet subscription service.
Free online computer training courses For more information, go to Yurcor.
 
 
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