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Topic: Laptop Computers

Related:
  Laptop    Computer  
  Personal Computer    First Computer  
  Used Computers    School of Computer  
  Laptop Computer Replacement Batteries    Laptop computers may be used  
  Electronics and Computer    Dell laptop computer  
  Desktop Computer    Basic Computer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Bill Gates,  Alexander Bell
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer,  PDA
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite TV show(s):24
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Listens to:AC/DC
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  eBay Auctions,  Downloading MP3's
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Shelter Island Computer Department has made available 3 laptops for elementary students to take home.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
Laptop computers give off very little EMF to begin with and these EMF Fields were already taken care of by his Life Chi Crystal.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Computer theft, which is prevalent among laptops, was responsible for 5% of data loss with complete hardware destruction caused by fires, floods, brownouts and lightning being responsible for 3% of data loss cases.
Laptop computers, briefcases and tote bags are no longer overlooked as carry-on luggage.
Laptop computers are permitted provided they are silent and do not disturb other readers.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Presenters who need computers should plan to provide their own laptops.
Laptop computers may be used only at designated locations on the Third and Fourth Floors.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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Buy cheap Apple Mac laptops and computers online from the the Mac Mall warehouse web site Buy Mac Computers and Laptops at Mac Mall.
Buy cheap Apple Mac laptops and computers online from the the MacMall warehouse web site Apple Mac Computers and Laptops at MacMall.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
brenda brooks
2005-07-03 18:38:52
who invented the laptop computer? Is laptops considered as wireless technology?
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