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Topic: Virus Makes your whole computer

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  Virus    Computer  
  Make your own computer games    Type of computer virus  

 
 
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Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Mac Today,  PC World
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn,  Finding warez
Listens to:Shakira
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 Virus Checkers Several companies make programs you can use to search your computer and locate or remove viruses from the computer.
Make sure you have the latest virus checker update files installed on your computer.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 It is your moral and legal responsibility to make sure you keep your computer secure and virus free at all times.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

 Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 A computer virus is encoded in computer software and is transmitted when the atoms that make up computer code are exchanged between computers.
Trojan virus that deletes critical Windows files and makes the computer unable to boot into Windows again.
The CIH virus directly attacks the code stored in the flash ROM chip and makes the computer unbootable.
 
 
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