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Topic: Rent to Own Furniture Computers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Vacuum cleaner, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World, Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Unless you wish to have your own corporate computers, containing web server software and connected to the Internet 24 hours a day, you will usually rent space on the machines of a hosting service for this function.
No big buildings to pay rent for, we own all of our own computers and the software used to build your site.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Unless you have your own corporate computers connected to the Internet 24 hours a day, web server software on them and someone to monitor the server you will need to rent space on the machines of a hosting service for this function.
Seacoast is a reseller of TrialDirector software, enabling you to purchase and install it on your own computer, or rent one and let Seacoast handle the details.
Corio runs the software on its own computers and rents companies access to it over the Internet.

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