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Topic: SERVER ARE FREE OF COMPUTER

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

These FTP files are stored on special computers called FTP servers and file can be transferred from the FTP server onto you home or work PC.
Cookies are a feature of Web browser software that allows Web servers to recognize the computer used to access a Web site.
Cookies are a feature of web browser software that allows web servers to recognize the computer used to access a website.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

DHCP servers allocate an IP address to a computer when it connects to the network from a pool of addresses.
Internet servers do collect communication protocol addresses from the personal computers accessing the website in order to facilitate communication.
OS2_NTPD synchronizes your computers clock to time servers using the Network Time Protocal automatically whenver your online and calculates drift and corrects while offline.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

These DNS servers in turn point to increasingly more authoritative DNS servers which servers that tell your computer how to reach distant domain names.
Anonymous proxy servers hide your IP address and thereby prevent your from unauthorized access to your computer through the Internet.
Name servers are the computers that point your domain name to your ISP or hosting provider.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

File servers are computers which store software, documentation, and other files, for easy access by users on the network.
Computers, servers, workstations and network-ready printers are plugged straight into the wall sockets.
The Marketscore servers actually cache the most used pages on the Internet so that when you check out a popular site visited by other Marketscore users the pages will download to your computer much faster.

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