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Topic: Diseases and Conditions

Related:
  Disease    Conditions  
  Heart Disease    Medical Conditions  
  Weather Conditions    Infectious Diseases  
  Chronic Disease    Centers for Disease Control  
  Medical Info Disease    Alzheimer's disease  
  Coronary Heart Disease    Cardiovascular Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Disease levels were very low as a result of the drought conditions and the management strategies adopted by growers.
Conditions We Study These are the diseases and issues for which San Fernando Valley Center for Clinical Research is currently seeking qualified volunteers.
John Fielding,
CEO

Many diseases and conditions that increase your risk of developing CAD can be successfully managed with medications and lifestyle changes.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is expected that people known to have specific conditions or chronic diseases will get nutritional advice from their health professionals that is tailored to their special needs.
Chronic diseases require lifelong treatment with intermittent patient monitoring and modification of the treatment regimen as conditions change.
Caution is advisable in using Prozac in patients with diseases or conditions that could affect metabolism or hemodynamic responses.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

All diseases or conditions can be classified as either yin or yang in nature due to an imbalance of one or the other.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Disease occurs when conditions favour the growth and multiplication of bacteria so that high concentrations are reached.
Climatic conditions are favourable for the development of insect pests and fungal diseases.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are other diseases and conditions that mimic the neurological symptoms of paraneoplastic disorders and PCD patients are often initially misdiagnosed.
It is important for the doctor to rule out other diseases and conditions that might cause skin irritation.
Such conditions can include asthma and immunodeficiency diseases like HIV infection and AIDS.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
judi
2004-12-10 12:00:26
my doctor says I have an infection in my stomach? He said they don't know the cause??
From:
Jennifer Porter
2005-01-06 00:41:25
What can cause sudden unexplained weight gain in a 38 year old female?
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