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Topic: Nervous Conditions

Related:
  Nervous    Conditions  
  Nervous System    Medical Conditions  
  Weather Conditions    Diseases and Conditions  
  Road Conditions    Central Nervous System  
  Air Condition    Eye Conditions  
  Heart Condition    Mint condition  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour,  Childhood trauma
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Valium,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Recent market conditions have made investors fell a little nervous.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These are obviously to be looked for in disturbance of the autonomic nervous system and associated abnormal vascular conditions.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Study of the nervous system leads to practice of massage and coordination exercises that have proved helpful with a wide variety of neuromuscular conditions.
The reports author recommended it for treating nervous tension and conditions associated with skeletal muscle pain such as headaches caused by a tense neck.
His knowledge of the autonomic nervous system allows him to manipulate many conditions that were previously intractable to traditional acupuncture.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is even more unlikely that we shall be able to alter the nervous system directly in order to set up the antecedent conditions of a particular instance.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I was quite nervous about the weather, but since I knew of no better sky conditions elsewhere, we stayed put at our hotel.
I was nervous about the conditions I was going to encounter on the next morning during my crossing from Anacapa Island to Santa Cruz Island.
It was raining as we started and well I was a little nervous about the tricks that the course would throw up in the conditions.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Dead animals with central nervous system conditions and generalized infection are automatically condemned.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

There were brief interruptions to the tranquil market conditions in some segments emanating from nervous reactions to the terrorist attack in the United States on September 11, 2001 and again in December 2001 in the wake of border tensions.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

CONDITIONS PRECEDENT We all gotta bunch of paper together - we ain't got too nervous and we all still wanna do the deal.
 
 
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