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Topic: Congenital Heart Defects

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  Heart    Defects  
  Congenital Heart Disease  

 
 
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Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Ambitious,  Insane,  Arrogant
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
Starsign:Capricorn
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" - - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

People with congenital heart valve defects may need medical treatment with drugs.
People with abnormal heart valves or congenital heart defects are at increased risk of developing this disease.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Congenital Heart Defects - Malformation of the heart or of its major blood vessels present at birth.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Some congenital cardiovascular defects let blood flow between the heart's right and left chambers.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Many congenital heart defects are thought to be genetically transmitted from parents to offspring, however, the exact modes of inheritance have not yet been precisely determined for all cardiovascular malformations.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Congenital heart defects may be passed from a parent to a child (inherited), may develop in the fetus of a woman who has an infection or is exposed to radiation or other toxic substances during her pregnancy, or may have no known cause.
The history of congenital heart defects seen in babies born with CARROTS and the surgical intervention by doctors to try and correct them is a history of many trials and errors.
Congenital Heart defects are one of the most common birth defects seen in babies.
 
 
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