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Topic: High speed Internet connection

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World, Mac Today

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Mambo

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Half-Life, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Provide high-speed always-on connections to Internet services from tenant rooms and our rooms.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

SHN is a fantastic new way for people to trade music over high-speed internet connections with absolutely no drawbacks if done properly.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our service is linked with multiple high speed connections to the internet in order to provide our customers the best service possible.
Users with high speed internet connections should see the SideStep tool almost instantly.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

High speed T1/T3 redundant Internet backbone connections are used to provide the greatest possible reliability and Web site download speed.
High-speed fiber optic connections to the Internet backbone through Minneapolis and Chicago maximize speed and performance for your Internet traffic.
NET's high speed DSL service offers you a broadband static internet connection which is up to 60 times faster than a dial-up connection.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

High speed Internet connections (like DSL or a cable modem) will require more CPU speed to keep up with the increased data flow.
Our servers are connected to multiple high speed Internet connections that provide plenty of bandwidth to allow each user to backup their data at full speed.
We are retail representatives for EchoStar providing you with digital quality video and audio entertainment and high speed internet connections via geosynchronous satellite signals.

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