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Topic: Internet connection

Related:
  Internet    Connection  
  Internet access    Speed Internet connection  
  High speed Internet connection    Internet Explorer  
  Internet Service    Free Internet connection  
  Internet Business    Internet Connection Sharing  
  Use the Internet    Internet software  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Half-Life,  Counter Strike
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding ringtones for their phone,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Worst habit(s):Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Internet connections are being made with just about anything these days, and some wacky engineers have even demonstrated transmitting TCP/IP over a string connecting two tin cans.
There is a Windows registry setting for Microsoft Internet Explorer 5 that sets the maximum number of simultaneous connections to any given webserver.
We are also able to filter all Internet connections at a single point, rather than having to install filtering software on every computer.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

ACE INTERNET dialup connections are not intended to be full-time dedicated connections and we reserve the right to disconnect a user for inactivity or for using what we consider an excessive amount of time online.
Advanced Computer Connections is proud to bring you a cost effective way to advertise yourself or your business on the Internet.
Real Internet dialup connections are the most affordable way to access the Internet.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Free Internet Radio Hosting promotional website promotion email and Microsoft 2001 provider NT and 2000 setups Ecommerce solutions such as while making money through their affiliate programs with multiple independent DS3 connections to the website for companies solution design custom.
Internet connections range from dial-up connections using a standard telephone line or ISDN to broadband and "always on" connections such as ADSL, CATV or leased lines.
Private network connections and Internet access connections are carried into the data center via multiple carriers using physically diverse very high speed fiber optic networks for very reliable and virtually unlimited bandwidth.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

ISDN Internet Access ISDN provides computer networking connections that are four times faster than those available with the fastest analog modems.
DSL ACCESS - Internet connections using a DSL modem at speeds from 256k up to 7M.
ISDN ACCESS - Internet connections using an ISDN modem at speeds of 64k or 128k.
 
 
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