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Topic: Speed Internet connection

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today, Remote Control

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Half-Life, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Downloading MP3's, Finding ringtones for their phone

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast, Buying top 40 music, Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

High Speed Connections to the Internet increased by 33 percent during the second half of 2001 for a total of 12.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

We wanted a platform that users with normal speed connections to the Internet could utilize to view content without having to download huge files.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

DSL can deliver Internet speeds that are up to 10 times faster than a typical ISDN connection and 50 times faster than a traditional 28.
We have a DSL connection to the internet to speed the sending and receiving of documets via the internet.
High speed internet connection absolutely required.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Artera Turbo is a subscription-based service that allows users to browse the Internet at speeds faster than with a 325kbs DSL connection for a fraction of the cost of broadband.
Through ADSL internet connections, NPC can wire your network's users to have access to the internet at high speeds allowing for quicker downloads and better communication.
ISDN internet connections are cost efficient solutions for providing high speed bandwidth without the hassles of dial-up.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Data port connections for laptop computers providing high speed DSL Internet access and telephones are located in each suite.
Unlike Internet connections using cable or modems, customers do not share their connection with other users, so Internet speed is stable with fewer delays.
There are 23 computers providing high speed DSL connection for the Internet as well as equipment for digital imaging.

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