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Topic: Java Console

Vital Stats

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Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Xbox

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, PacMan, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

You may also wish to opening the Java console to get a full description of the error in order to report the problem to the author of the applet.
If the applet does not work, open the Java Console for a description of the problem.
Run an applet that writes to the Java Console such as the one on this page.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

We've got no consoles or java traps, just thumbnailed galleries of our favorite porn star.
No Java - No Consoles - No Blind Links inside the site!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

System management is also conveniently available from Java-based consoles deployed across the World Wide Web, making it easy to administer policies on data partitions at any time, from any location.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Are you fed up wasting time in sites full of pop-ups and java consoles?

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