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Topic: MORTGAGE LOANS MORTGAGE HOME LOANS DEBT CONSOLIDATION

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bulent Ecevit

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate, Economics, Boating

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption

Listens to:

The Spice Girls

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Going back to school

Membership(s):

World Vision

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Mortgage Shoppers Network provides, real estate and residential loans home equity loans as well as debt consolidation and home equity loans.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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User Talk

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