Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Debt Consolidation Mortgage

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bulent Ecevit

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite book(s):

"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

Interest(s):

Real estate, Economics

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Mortgage Interest Rates Get the best possible rates for second mortgages, refinancing, purchasing a home, getting a home equity line of credit or debt consolidation.
Mortgage and Loans Find the best lender for your mortgage, refinancing, auto, home equity, debt consolidation or other loan.
Mortgage Interest Rates: Get rates for second mortgages, refinancing, purchasing a home, getting a home equity line of credit or debt consolidation.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Debt Consolidation Mortgage, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.