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Topic: Constitution of the United States

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Politics:

Democrat, Religious right, Conservative

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Religion(s):

Atheist

Favorite era(s):

1920s

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite great leader(s):

George Washington

Interest(s):

Law

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being nude in public, Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation, National Rifle Association, Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Constitution of the United States After the American Revolution the states were functioning under the Articles of Confederation.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The United States Constitution unit will include the rights and duties of citizens, as well as the purposes, structure, and limits of government and its authority.
The United States declares that it will continue to adhere to the requirements and constraints of its Constitution in respect to all such restrictions and limitations.
The United States Constitution, Article IV, section 4, requires Congress to guarantee each state a republican form of government.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The reason is contained in the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution as interpreted by the United States Supreme Court so as to apply to the States.
The United States constitution guarantees freedom of speech and assembly, and it is with this mantle that white supremacists boldly launch their attacks against minorities.
The amendment was subsequently held by the United States Supreme Court to violate of the United States Constitution in the landmark case of Pierce v.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The United States has participated in two wars without declaring war as required by the Constitution.
Constitution served in the Navy of the fledgling United States.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The United States Constitution was drafted by delegates elected by state legislatures and was ratified by state conventions composed of delegates elected by the people.
The United States Constitution empowers Congress to create a patent system "to promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts.
The United States Constitution mandates a census every 10 years to determine how many seats each state will have in the U.

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