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Topic: USS Constitution

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Most admires:

Sir Walter Raleigh

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht

Dream job(s):

Soldier

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War

Favorite explorer(s):

James Cook, Francis Drake, Christopher Columbus

Favorite great leader(s):

Oliver Cromwell, Napoleon, Charles Talleyrand

Interest(s):

Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing

Favorite movie(s):

Titanic, King Kong

Favorite political figure(s):

Oliver Cromwell, Charles Talleyrand

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The USS Constitution was called "Old Ironsides" because bullets could not penetrate her tough oak sides.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

USS Constitution: Old Ironsides Link to Portsmouth Harbour.
The USS Constitution (Old Ironsides) on the morning tide out of Boston.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

USS Constitution Museum brings Old Ironsides' history alive.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Known as Old Ironsides, the USS Constitution is the oldest commissioned warship still afloat in the United States.
(USS Constitution "Old Ironsides" and USS Constellation) 1821 - Florida became a United States territory.
City of Boston celebrates anniversary with tall ships flotilla including "Old Ironsides," the USS Constitution.

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