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Topic: MD Consult

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Education:

College

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs

Favorite book(s):

"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Interest(s):

Psychology

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Has cancer, Infected with HIV

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

MD Consults also contains nearly 3000 patient education handouts which you can customise with your own notes and comments, 450 continuing education modules and daily medical updates customised to your interest.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MD Consult integrates the most renowned collection of medical content online.
MD Consult is an aggregated online clinical information resource.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

MD Consult is an integrated collection of reference books, journals, practice guidelines, patient education materials and drug information.
Check the MD Consult site for core contents of medical journals and textbooks available.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MD Consult is a web-based online medical information service founded by the world's leading medical publishers, Mosby, W.
The MD Consult Clinical Knowledge System is an integrated family of online services providing the most trusted clinical content to physicians.
MD Consult simplifies the way physicians find and use medical information, helping them to answer clinical questions and keep up-to-date efficiently.

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