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Topic: Web Consulting

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

MLD Consulting also offers custom Web site design for more detailed or high end Web sites.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Custom Programming Austin Consulting can provide custom programming and web page design for your company on an hourly contract basis or by the project.
Stelz ner Consulting provides a full range of design services for TechFlow ranging from logo development to web site design.
Web Site Design Consulting - We at Tinker Graphics would be happy to help you plan your web site and / or answer any technical questions that you may have.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web site design and/or web site consulting services are available for an additional fee.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web site design, website hosting and internet business consulting: we are the premiere firm for creating and operating internet businesses.
Web Design : Stelzner Consulting specializes in creating high impact web sites for startup corporations or larger technology organizations.
Moonlight Web Services specializes in Web design, management and consulting services focused on the creation of dynamic web sites for its clients.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Launsby Consulting is pleased to announce our first web-based learning experience, Introductory Design of Experiments.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web Hosting, Web Design, Computer Consulting and Computer Repair services are a separate entity and in the process of being transferred to another location.
We concentrate on web design and also provide a web and networking consulting service for those that require a new site or are redesigning an older site.
Computer consulting, web design and Internet marketing Services at T3COM Inc.

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