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Topic: Consumer Protection

Related:
  Protection    Consumer  
  Consumer Product    Consumer Information  
  Environmental Protection    Fire Protection  
  Data Protection    Consumer Electronics  
  Consumer Protection Agency    Consumer Law  
  Environmental Protection Agency    Consumer Credit  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Politics:Democrat
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming
Favorite philosopher(s):Adam Smith
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation,  Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Ensuring consumer protections by shielding consumers from those that would take advantage of them, including protecting seniors from financial abuse and protecting the healthcare and privacy of all consumers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Officials also said the settlement provides nationwide relief to consumers and addresses practices in the lending industry that have been and will continue to be a priority effort for state and District consumer protection and banking regulators.
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) requires water utilities to conduct water quality testing and report the results to consumers.
The FCRA also provides further protections, such as the right of consumers to access and obtain correction of data collected and maintained by consumer reporting agencies.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Consumers had no voice when copy protection technologies for CDs were developed that denied consumers their ability to copy CDs onto their portable music players.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These technologies provide consumers with efficient energy utilization and protection from the harmful and damaging ultraviolet and infrared rays of the sun, and the lowest installation cost per sq.
Consumers using our site benefit from multiple search capabilities, individual hotel Web pages, cutting-edge information protection technology and instant reservation confirmation.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Wisconsin consumers who were victimized by this advanced fee loan scam and wish to seek a refund can contact Attorney General Doyle’s Office of Consumer Protection at 800-998-0700.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The copy protection system gives no warning to consumers that they cannot listen to compact disks on a computer anonymously.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Promote strong consumer protections to assure that the social security safety net continues to provide for the needs of retirees, the disabled and their dependents, and the surviving spouses and children of deceased workers.
Pete introduces legislation to expand consumer protections for seniors enrolled in Medicare HMOs.
Term most commonly used by insurance and corporate interests for legislation aimed at weakening consumer protections and allowing individuals and businesses to escape liability.
 
 
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