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Topic: Consumer Reports

Related:
  Report    Consumer  
  Annual Report    Research Report  
  CONSUMER CREDIT REPORT    Progress Report  
  Financial Report    Consumer Product  
  Consumer Information    Free Reports  
  School Report    Consumer Reports Online  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Dream job(s):Banker,  Private Detective,  Tax Collector
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Real estate,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Consumer Reports is the top of the line in terms of credible comparisons and reviews of various consumer products and services today.
Consumer credit reports offer a rich source of information for account underwriting and on-going management.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

USDA reports that US consumers eat about 50 pounds of pork per person each year.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Fraud reports from consumers are relayed to the appropriate law enforcement agencies, including the Federal Trade Commission and state attorneys general.
Law protecting consumers that establishes procedures to correct errors on credit reports and gives consumers specific rights in dealing with credit reporting agencies.
Fraud reports from consumers are sent within minutes to the appropriate law enforcement agencies, including the Federal Trade Commission and state attorneys generals.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Consumer Reports recently examined six popular blocking and filtering software products as well as parental controls on a popular ISPs.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Consumers can report spam to the FTC by forwarding it to uce@ftc.
The report and website teach consumers how to use their credit cards without getting trapped by debt.
Consumers can file complaint or obtain BBB reports on businesses and charities at this site.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Consumer Reports has cautioned prepaid calling card users that it is difficult to determine the number of minutes a prepaid card will cover because of these various surcharges.
The Consumer Reports Digital Buying Guide has lots of information on how to get started with digital photography.
 
 
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