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Topic: Contra Costa County Library

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Appearance:

Intimidating

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, Mail carrier

Education:

None, Junior High School, Elementary school

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Writing stories

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac
"American Spelling Book" by Noah Webster

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds

Interest(s):

English

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Membership(s):

World Vision, Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Contra Costa County Library "How and when did "Geronimo" become THE thing to yell as one jumps from a cliff or plane?
To use Live Homework Help from any other Contra Costa County library or from home.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is sponsored by the Contra Costa County Library in partnership with Pacific Bell, schools, elected officials, local businesses and Friends of the Library groups.
The Contra Costa County Library Commission was established by the Contra Costa County Board of Supervisors in March, 1991.
The Contra Costa County Public Law Library addresses the general public's need for access to legal information, especially for those who are representing themselves in legal proceedings.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Contra Costa County Public Law Library makes legal information available to the judiciary, members of the State Bar, county employees, and the general public.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The Contra Costa County Library can’t help you slow time down.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Contra Costa County Libraries : Use the Contra Costa County Libraries link for the catalog and databases.
The Contra Costa County Library provides public access to the Internet.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Click on the above link for Contra Costa County libraries that have word processing terminals available for public use.

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