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Topic: Muscle Contraction

Related:
  Muscle    Contraction  
  Body Muscle    Back Muscle  
  Muscle Pain    Muscle Cells  
  Muscle tissue    Muscle Groups  
  Muscle Injuries    Build Muscle  
  Muscle nervous system    Shoulder muscles  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Abflexer(tm)
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Muscular
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Walking
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Valium,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The muscle contractions that Daniel had feared would crush his fingers now squeezed and milked his cock.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Decline in muscle power and the onset of fatigue during repeated intense muscle contractions are thought to result from a depletion of muscle CP stores.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Dynamic wrinkles are caused by contractions of the delicate underlying facial muscles everytime you smile, laugh of frown.
Dynamic wrinkles are caused by contractions of the delicate underlying facial muscles every time you smile, laugh or frown.
Botox is used to treat wrinkles which are caused by contractions of the delicate underlying facial muscles every time you smile, laugh or frown.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This high vitamins and minerals energy chemical produces muscle contractions which are important in improving physical strength and performance.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

By creating a series of sustained contractions the Baxendale Wave exercises the facial muscles in exactly the same way as a body builder exercises in the gym.
TYPES OF MUSCLE CONTRACTIONS The contraction of a muscle does not necessarily imply that the muscle shortens; it only means that tension has been generated.
Ejaculation follows seconds later as wavelike contractions of the pelvic muscles propel the semen out of the penis.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Muscle contractions that cause headaches may be a result of temporomandibular joint dysfunction, which is caused by clenching the jaws or grinding the teeth (usually during sleep), or by abnormalities in the jaw joints themselves.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Muscle contractions in the vas deferens from sexual activity propel the sperm along past the seminal vesicles, which are clusters of tissue that contribute fluid, called seminal fluid, to the sperm.
Muscle cells contain bundles of two types of filamentous protein called actin and myosin, which during life work together to produce the muscle contractions.
 
 
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