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Topic: Control

Related:
  Control Systems    Access Control  
  Control Panel    Remote Control  
  Process Control    Quality Control  
  Animal Control    Centers for Disease Control  
  Flow Control    Pest Control  
  Temperature Control    Birth Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system,  Windows computer,  Wiretap kit
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Personality:Analytical
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Super Mario World,  Hacking
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ
Listens to:AC/DC
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Internal controls are essential to any sound system of financial management, and fundamental to curbing fraud and corruption.
Companies are required to establish documented standards and controls that are expected to improve all operations.
Part 15 controls the levels of RF leakage from products designed to comply with this statute.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Shrinkwrap Visual Basic controls and code samples are provided as freeware to developers who are solely responsible for determining the suitability for their use.
Or they are separate controls such as ActiveX objects that the host environment lets you incorporate.
These controls can serve as the building blocks for sophisticated scripts that make truly interactive Web pages.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

CONTROLS The front panel is dominated by a large semi circular dial scale and a Muirhead slow motion drive and tuning knob.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

ActiveX controls can be created from scratch or by assembling any of the thousands of commercially available ActiveX controls.
Analog controls have the benefit of being infinitely adjustable, while digital controls are limited to a number of discrete steps for each adjustment.
Controls dialing campaigns from any network node or from an off-site location.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

What controls atmospheric composition and what feedbacks exist between trace gases and terrestrial/marine sources and sinks?
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Simple playback controls in Sync and Go for Pocket PC make it easy to locate and play back the content when you want.
 
 
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