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Topic: Disease Control and Prevention

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  Prevention    Disease  
  Centers for Disease Control    Centers for Disease Control and Prevention  
  Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Interest(s):Sex education,  Travelling,  The weather weather's
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

NIOSH is part of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and is responsible for conducting research and making recommendations for the prevention of work-related illness and injuries.
A new study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that more than 90 percent of retail stores that sell tobacco products had some form of tobacco advertising.
Data released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention show that a 20 cent tax increase could reduce gonorrhea rates in young people by almost 9 percent.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have developed guidelines for each state that identify program funding levels that can be the foundation for a comprehensive tobacco prevention and education program.
Centers for Disease Control Diabetes Public Health Resource Official site of the Diabetes Division of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
PATH is undertaking research for the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to evaluate the degradation characteristics of nonlatex medical gloves.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that 61 percent of Americans are overweight and 26 percent are obese, or grossly overweight.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend that doctors check all pregnant women for vaginosis who previously have delivered a premature baby, whether or not the women have symptoms.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has found that low-income smokers are four time more likely to quit than higher income smokers.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta said the new findings " do not demonstrate that the purchase of a firearm caused suicidal behavior or actually increased the risk of suicide among those who purchased handguns.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has compiled a report consolidating recommendations for the prevention of opportunistic diseases in patients with human immunodeficiency virus infection.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), but also includes other acute and late stage manifestations of such an infection as determined by the physician.
 
 
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