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Topic: Gun Control

Related:
  Gun    Control  
  Gun Control Laws    Control Systems  
  Access Control    Control Panel  
  Remote Control    Process Control  
  Quality Control    Animal Control  
  Gun Control Debate    Centers for Disease Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:George W Bush
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Conservative,  Religious right,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Likes to wear:Colt 44 Magnum
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Membership(s):National Rifle Association,  Electronic Frontier Foundation,  Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Registrar of gun licences in Canberra is the official Government body to control firearms and he may if he wishes revoke any persons licence at any time upon conviction by that person of a criminal offence in the A.
Senate's leading gun control advocate, proposes giving the Consumer Product Safety Commission Authority over firearms.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

It was immediately apparent that guns, balloons and aircraft were not compatible in the same piece of air space so some form of control had to be evolved.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Gun control opponents deny that federal policies keep firearms out of the hands of high-risk persons; rather, they argue, controls often create burdens for law-abiding citizens and infringe upon constitutional rights provided by the Second Amendment.
Gun control extremists have gone ballistic since the Bush administration has told the Supreme Court for the first time, that it believes the Constitution protects an individual's right to possess firearms.
Handgun Control's report The Enforcement Fable documents how NRA efforts to defeat any powers of enforcement for guns or gun ownership have also defeated consumer product safety standards.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

He stealthily makes his way into electronics stores wielding remote controls like Chuck Norris carrying guns.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The monitor is profiled using a visual calibration technique to balance grays and RGB guns through the controls of the video card.
It requires that your monitor has manual controls for adjusting brightness and contrast as well as the individual Red, Green and Blue guns to enable exact setting of the selected color temperature.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Fighting often is over the control of rackets or extortion payoffs and typically involves knives, guns, and homemade bombs.
The Gun Control Act of 1968 made it illegal for anyone convicted of a felony to ship, transport, possess or receive firearms in interstate commerce.
Stun guns are used worldwide by law enforcement agencies and the military to control individuals without the risking serious injury.
 
 
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