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Topic: Parents control

Related:
  Animal Control    Parents  
  Parent Education    Control Panel  
  Parent Teacher    Remote Control  
  Parent Child    Control Systems  
  Access Control    Process Control  
  Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  Their mother
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma,  Psychopathic tendancies
Intelligence:Retarded
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Education:Junior High School,  Elementary school
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:School uniform
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Going back to school,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Parents of youngsters at a Newcastle special school have defied education chiefs and staff by overwhelmingly voting to take it out of council control.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Parents and other community members exercise their voice in public education control through the election of the Board of Trustees.
Parents or legal guardians must be informed of measles outbreak control exclusion procedures when such objection is presented per Section 665.
When parents cannot control their anger and be civil with each other, contact between them may need to be limited to a public or a supervised setting.
John Fielding,
CEO

Parents may retain control and management of the family assets while transferring the ownership and growth potential of the assets to their children and other family members.
Parents and children must form a partnership with healthcare providers to better understand the cause of asthma and the appropriate treatment for long term control.
Parents are typically reluctant to transfer control or ownership of their business to their children or partners until they have no reservations about their personal financial security.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Our parents' various means of coercive control became incorporated by our own psyche as an inner critic.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

It is virtually impossible for parents or law enforcement resources to control the efforts of the defendants to make children the users of cigarettes.
Mark Harris,
Priest

When parents can control their children, they have laid the necessary foundation for the fulfillment of the Biblical commandment for children to obey their parents.
Guilt and control are even more inappropriately applied when the child is told that he is not only going against parents or other authorities but against God.
Parents lose control of their child's instruction in the public schools, yet they are clearly held accountable to God for that duty.
 
 
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