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Topic: Parental Control Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Spy, Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite body part(s):

Ears, Eyes

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Likes to wear:

Nike, Sunglasses

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn, Spamming, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Utilize parental controls provided by your service provider and/or blocking software.

John Fielding,
CEO

Adelphia does not endorse or support any parental control software or software manufacturers.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Your source for Parental control software, filtering, internet monitoring software, parental control and web filtering software.
There are parental control tools available such as browsers and filtering software that prevent children from accessing inappropriate sites.
Parental control software for restricting computer and internet use.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Parental controls - software and/or online features that enable parents to monitor, track and filter the content to which their children have access.
Offers internet filtering software for blocking porn, unwanted content or e-mail and provides safety and parental control.
Offers internet filtering software for blocking porn, unwanted or e-mail and provides safety and parental control.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

But these software-based parental controls are impaired by the fact that they rely on human intervention to make them work.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Access Control software provides users with parental and employee control software allowing one to specify specific times the computer, internet, and programs can be used.
If you send me a receipt showing that you have purchased parental controls software for your computer I will send you a free photo signed by me thanking you personally!
Offers parental control software to control childrens computer access.

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