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Topic: Quality Control

Related:
  Quality    Control  
  High quality    Quality Service  
  Control Systems    Quality System  
  Access Control    Quality of Life  
  Control Panel    Remote Control  
  Quality Low Cost    Quality Management  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Power tools,  Gas oven
Most admires:Henry Ford,  King Gillette
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker,  Bus Driver
Education:Post-graduate
Interest(s):Computers,  Economics,  Business
Likes to wear:Business suits,  Vinyl
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Stringent quality control is our forte and year 2000 shall be more exciting as we aspire to attain ISO 9002 certification.
Stringent Quality control norms are followed to ensure customer delight.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Quality Control and Quality Assurance Engineers Ensuring that quality control systems are adhered to at all times and updating and revising quality compliance procedures as necessary.
Strict quality control is exercised at every stage of the manufacturing process from design to manufacture to ensure that the products not only meet stringent internal requirements, but also those of customers, classification societies and recognised standards.
Stringent quality control and assurance system are maintained as per specified standards beginning from procurement of raw material through all operations up to final packaging and shipment.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Unwavering quality control in the manufacturing process is your assurance that you're getting the best hot tub available.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cooke formulated quality assurance and quality control processes that provided clients practical solutions to their quality concerns.
Quality assurance controls are strategically integrated into all phases of design and manufacturing, whether it be a small component or a large project.
Quality Assurance / Quality Control Stearns and Lehman stresses the importance of Quality Assurance and Quality Control throughout all stages of the manufacturing process.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

QUALITY controls every step of custom sheet metal fabrication and component assembly at Sheet Metal Specialties.
Quality control is monitored during the entire manufacturing process and each product is tested for purity and potency before distribution.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Quality assurance samples are regularly analysed to maintain quality control and compare our laboratory with other laboratory facilities.
 
 
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