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Topic: Rat Control

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  Rat    Control  
  Control Systems    Access Control  
  Control Panel    Remote Control  
  Process Control    Quality Control  
  Animal Control    Centers for Disease Control  
  Flow Control    Pest Control  

 
 
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Most admires:Lord Dracula
People talk about their ..:Geekiness,  Body Odour
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite book(s):1984 by George Orwell
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Snake,  Lizard
Favorite movie(s):Stuart Little
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
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Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Rats injected with the leptin gene in the other three areas lost weight and ate less than the control groups.
Two control diets of cellulose and wheat bran were fed to other rats as comparison diets.
Rats in the control group also consumed the casein diet but were not exposed to AOM.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Adult female rats that had been treated neonatally with androgen had increased GABA turnover in the MPN compared with control females.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Rats that were able to use a coping response to control shock showed an intermediate stress response.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

RATs began as remote control tools for LANs.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Control movements are transmitted from a computer to the rat's brain via a micro radio receiver strapped to its back.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Trying to control such pests as rats or squirrels merely by closing up holes generally results in more holes.
Mice and rats were randomly divided into several experimental and control groups.
Rats of the coplanar group and the combination group had a significant higher locomotor activity than control rats in the open field.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Untreated rats served as controls.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Control of rodent populations and of the access of rats and mice to homes and other buildings may reduce human exposure to R typhi and R akari.
 
 
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